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Cave Men Liked Women with Big Booties |
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Written by Superhuman
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Saturday, 19 January 2008 |
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"Fat Bottomed Girls You Make the Rockin World Go Round" - Queen
The Supermodels of today would just not cut it with cave men. Archeologists
from the Polish Academy of Sciences in Warsaw uncovered female figurines made by horny cave men more than 15,000 years ago. The ideal cave woman was chunky with a big butt. Today we would call her a “BBW” (big, beautiful woman). Every one of the 30 figurines recovered had the same shape. Not a single one resembled Mary-Kate Olsen or Nicole Richie, and none had breasts. The scientists did not know whether the figurines were cave man fantasies or represented actual cave women. (New Scientist, Mar. 10, 2007)
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